Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Look mommy, i'm a model now!..

Ever heard of Create Talents modelling agency?.. some of you may have heard or even noticed a lady by the name of Xiao Yu roaming around scouting for talents..well they rang me up for an Interview.. but you know how its goin down.. any sensible person would give it a skip.. why?. because modeling isnt really a promising job especially in Singapore.. however, if you feel like you have that extra cash (and im talking hundreds) which you do not know where to invest in.. and you feel like doing something out of the ordinary.. dont let me stop you.. this could be your chance to shine........ and be broke.. haha

If some of y'all are still interested or insist to know more about them, you may head over to their office.. :)


CREATE TALENTS Pte Ltd
11 Orchard Rd, #B1-26 to #B1-30
Dhoby Ghaut MRT Station
S(238826)
Tel: (65) 6339 3211

www.createtalents.com

;)


Sunday, October 19, 2008

Psssst...

I've recently caused a major fiasco at my gym with one of the officers... and in my defence, it wasnt my fault.. it was hers.. now the whole gym is talking about it..bet those trainers are hating on me now.. get ready for some formidable cold stares.. hmmm scandalous..


Monday, October 13, 2008

You know i love you..

I get hate messages now!.. this is soo overwhelming!! haha

but you must be sadly mistaken to think that i give a shit.. haha


Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Homoville..


The excitement's turning into a phobia as everytime i get to my gym there'll be eyes ogling at you.. the predacious stare that'll send shiver down to your bone.. its creepy.. and worst thing is that it only occur to me when im in the friggin men's changin room!.. now how messed up is that?..Fitness First should really provide rooms for those with different sexual orientation.. It is normal to see buttnaked guys in the men's changing room showing off their package, well maybe without the intention to galvanize or stir up a situation but i'd rather keep some things to myself or maybe with those that matter to me :P so normally i'll change into my boxer brief before hitting the shower or to dry myself up.. it was this one particular day.. i decided to use the sauna room.. as a good detox practice to eliminate all toxic from your body.. and there was a guy in there in the hot stuffy room.. read the following conversation..


The following conversation may cause discomfort therefore readers discretion is greatly advised. :P
Jufy: mind if i sit here?..

Guy: sure go ahead..

Jufy: thanks..

We introduced eachother with our names and age.. to break the ice.. as if the room isnt hot enough..

Guy: i like your lean and toned body..

Jufy: haha naah.. i think im slim and skinny..

Guy: y'know i would kill to get a slim body like that..

Jufy: owh ok..

Jufy: so what do you do?..

Guy: im a teacher.. teaching chemistry..

Jufy: so you must be good at it and i mean not only on books.. haha *lame! ok i wasnt hitting on him.. it was just one of those lame jokes that i make..

Guy: chuckles*

Guy: so you stay alone?..

Jufy: yeah..

Then right after that.. he brushed his palm across my lap..

To myself: ok what was that all about?.. naah im sure it was unintentional..

He then placed his arm around me touching my shoulder..

To myself: ok this is gettin freaky.. i should get a f*ck outta here at the front door before something enters my backdoor..

Jufy: the gym is about to close soon.. i better go..

So i left the sauna room.. and headed for the shower, then i saw him coming out to the shower too..

To myself: *makes a U-turn* i do not want to go down this way..

So i went back to my locker to dry my sweat.. after i saw him got out from the shower.. i dashed into the shower cubicle and took a shower like real quick.. please note that all the cubicles there cant be locked so anyone can just enter and i shan't say more..my heart was thumping hard.. once done, i got out and there he was.. i had to bypass him to get to my locker.. he stared hard at me.. i just kept looking straight.. so he got his clothes on, and left...

what a relief.. a gush of air exited my mouth..

i put my clothes on.. and left the gym.. quickly i took my cellphone out.. called a friend..

On the phone: You're not gonna believe what the f*ck happened to me just now!..

before i get to finish my call.. i saw a familiar face.. there he was right in front of me.. still looking.. bet he was trying to check if im going back his way..

Jufy: *sigh* another U-turn...

I stayed.. and he left.. this time for real.. gosh what the f*ck was that all about?..

with all due respect to all the gay community.. i am not against your ideology of the differ perspective nor that i am a homophobic as i do have gay acquaintances but please... check with them if they're swinging your way before you start hitting on them..


Thanks.. but no thanks..

I was approached by a Modelling Agency few days back somewhere in Orchard, and im sure some of you guys have too.. there's nothing glam about this as there are rumours about these agencies on how they manipulate you to sign up with them and make you pay shitloads of money to support their dying business. The scam is real as this fraudulent act has been ongoing for god knows how long.. people have fallen for it and i wouldnt wanna add up to the number.. of course your portfolio would still be published but be prepared to hand em' the cash.. but frankly, i wouldnt pay that much for some fancy shots of meself..