Psssst...

I've recently caused a major fiasco at my gym with one of the officers... and in my defence, it wasnt my fault.. it was hers.. now the whole gym is talking about it..bet those trainers are hating on me now.. get ready for some formidable cold stares.. hmmm scandalous..

You know i love you..

I get hate messages now!.. this is soo overwhelming!! haha

but you must be sadly mistaken to think that i give a shit.. haha

Homoville..

The excitement's turning into a phobia as everytime i get to my gym there'll be eyes ogling at you.. the predacious stare that'll send shiver down to your bone.. its creepy.. and worst thing is that it only occur to me when im in the friggin men's changin room!.. now how messed up is that?..Fitness First should really provide rooms for those with different sexual orientation.. It is normal to see buttnaked guys in the men's changing room showing off their package, well maybe without the intention to galvanize or stir up a situation but i'd rather keep some things to myself or maybe with those that matter to me :P so normally i'll change into my boxer brief before hitting the shower or to dry myself up.. it was this one particular day.. i decided to use the sauna room.. as a good detox practice to eliminate all toxic from your body.. and there was a guy in there in the hot stuffy room.. read the following conversation..

The following conversation may cause discomfort therefore readers discretion is greatly advised. :P
Jufy: mind if i sit here?..

Guy: sure go ahead..

Jufy: thanks..

We introduced eachother with our names and age.. to break the ice.. as if the room isnt hot enough..

Guy: i like your lean and toned body..

Jufy: haha naah.. i think im slim and skinny..

Guy: y'know i would kill to get a slim body like that..

Jufy: owh ok..

Jufy: so what do you do?..

Guy: im a teacher.. teaching chemistry..

Jufy: so you must be good at it and i mean not only on books.. haha *lame! ok i wasnt hitting on him.. it was just one of those lame jokes that i make..

Guy: chuckles*

Guy: so you stay alone?..

Jufy: yeah..

Then right after that.. he brushed his palm across my lap..

To myself: ok what was that all about?.. naah im sure it was unintentional..

He then placed his arm around me touching my shoulder..

To myself: ok this is gettin freaky.. i should get a f*ck outta here at the front door before something enters my backdoor..

Jufy: the gym is about to close soon.. i better go..

So i left the sauna room.. and headed for the shower, then i saw him coming out to the shower too..

To myself: *makes a U-turn* i do not want to go down this way..

So i went back to my locker to dry my sweat.. after i saw him got out from the shower.. i dashed into the shower cubicle and took a shower like real quick.. please note that all the cubicles there cant be locked so anyone can just enter and i shan't say more..my heart was thumping hard.. once done, i got out and there he was.. i had to bypass him to get to my locker.. he stared hard at me.. i just kept looking straight.. so he got his clothes on, and left...

what a relief.. a gush of air exited my mouth..

i put my clothes on.. and left the gym.. quickly i took my cellphone out.. called a friend..

On the phone: You're not gonna believe what the f*ck happened to me just now!..

before i get to finish my call.. i saw a familiar face.. there he was right in front of me.. still looking.. bet he was trying to check if im going back his way..

Jufy: *sigh* another U-turn...

I stayed.. and he left.. this time for real.. gosh what the f*ck was that all about?..

with all due respect to all the gay community.. i am not against your ideology of the differ perspective nor that i am a homophobic as i do have gay acquaintances but please... check with them if they're swinging your way before you start hitting on them..

Thanks.. but no thanks..

I was approached by a Modelling Agency few days back somewhere in Orchard, and im sure some of you guys have too.. there's nothing glam about this as there are rumours about these agencies on how they manipulate you to sign up with them and make you pay shitloads of money to support their dying business. The scam is real as this fraudulent act has been ongoing for god knows how long.. people have fallen for it and i wouldnt wanna add up to the number.. of course your portfolio would still be published but be prepared to hand em' the cash.. but frankly, i wouldnt pay that much for some fancy shots of meself..

A Quoi Ça Sert L'Amour..

A quoi ça sert l'amour ? On raconte toujours
Des histoires insensées. A quoi ça sert d'aimer ?

L'amour ne s'explique pas ! C'est une chose comme ça,
Qui vient on ne sait d'où.. Et vous prend tout à coup.

Moi, j'ai entendu dire.. Que l'amour fait souffrir,
Que l'amour fait pleurer. A quoi ça sert d'aimer ?

L'amour ça sert à quoi ? A nous donner d' la joie
Avec des larmes aux yeux... C'est triste et merveilleux !

Pourtant on dit souvent.. Que l'amour est décevant,
Qu'il y en a un sur deux.. Qui n'est jamais heureux...

Même quand on l'a perdu, L'amour qu'on a connu
Vous laisse un goùt de miel. L'amour c'est éternel !

Tout ça, c'est très joli, Mais quand tout est fini,
Il ne vous reste rien.. Qu'un immense chagrin...

Tout ce qui maintenant.. Te semble déchirant,
Demain, sera pour toi.. Un souvenir de joie !

En somme, si j'ai compris, Sans amour dans la vie,
Sans ses joies, ses chagrins, On a vécu pour rien ?

Mais oui ! Regarde-moi ! A chaque fois j'y crois
Et j'y croirai toujours... Ça sert à ça, l'amour !
Mais toi, t'es le dernier, Mais toi, t'es le premier !
Avant toi, 'y avait rien, Avec toi je suis bien !
C'est toi que je voulais, C'est toi qu'il me fallait !
Toi qui j'aimerai toujours...
Ça sert à ça, l'amour !...

One Lifestyle Group..

I quitted my new job 2 weeks ago.. shocking?.. No.. but it hit me hard, the thought of leaving everyone, going our separate ways... its saddening... well if it wasnt because of our British boss and his muck mouth. We wouldve stayed and things wouldve been better. Well i guess you cant have it all. not in this world.. now with everyone leaving the company, finally He's getting his taste of retribution.. cut all the "im in deep shit so imma be nice to you" crap... we aint buyin it..

below is my last conversation with him..Adrian Hobbs: Wakey wakey, try to be early thx

Jufy: Sorry Adrian i wont be coming in anymore, cuz i really dont think thats the place i wanna be in or working at..

Adrian Hobbs: Wanker..

It was quiet awhile after that, then he texted me again.. yknow tryna be nice to me and shit..

Adrian Hobbs: U havent even try yet..

Jufy: Its never about trying man. i can give anything a fucking try. Its about you and how you treat your workers man..

and that was the last of it.. pardon my foul language..

Although ive only been working there for couple of days, my former colleagues sure didnt make me feel out of place. i could totally click with them.. and thats great..

Chest press, shoulder press, chin up, sit up..

Had an appointment with my trainer last night at One Raffles Quay for an orientation evaluation where i was briefed on the basic machine introduction and how to train your body right.. At first i thought training is as easy as lifting dumbbells or barbells on the free weights, i was wrong.. there are steps to follow because you don't want your body to get out of proportion unless you wanna end up looking like Quasimodo. That reminds me that i need to watch my eating habit too.. Oh, did i tell you that ive been taking alot of raw eggs?.. hmm yummy..

Signed,
Official member of Fitness First

:P

18 bucks?.. you've got to be kiddin me..

When it comes to taxis in spore, there could only be one thing that'd ring in your head.. something it is synonymous to.. and that is poor service and bad attitude.. well frankly ive never experienced any bad or ill treatment from them until one night after my late movie.. i dashed into a blue cab.. why blue cab one might wonder.. well i dont carry cash around much, i normally pay with my Visa card/Nets wherever i go therefore i only bring my cards out.. and it is written boldly on the cab door and no it cant get any more conspicuous than that..that they do accept Nets/Visa.. so i got in.. the taxi drove me back and stopped at the nearest stand to my block.. the following conversation took place when i was gonna pay for the fare..

Driver: thatd be 14 dollars sir.

Jufy: nets?..

Driver: owh sorry my machine is down..

To make this simpler to understand.. imma cut some unimportant dialogues out..

Driver: ill take you to the nearest ATM

Jufy: ....................

After 15 minutes of roaming around looking for an Auto Teller.. we finally found one and the driver drove me back to the spot where we stopped..

Driver: now thatd be 18 dollars..

Jufy: for?..

Driver: for taking you to the bank and drove you back..

Jufy: excuse me, its not my fault your machine isnt working and its not like your door says we have to have cash at all times.. clearly it says that you accept NETS or VISA.

Driver: so are you going to pay or not?.. if not then im going to call the cops..

Jufy: haha really?.. go ahead..

Driver dials his phone and make a report against me..

Driver to the Officer on the phone: sir i have a passenger who refused to pay, block number bla bla bla...

Driver: the cops are on their way..

Jufy: awesome..

We waited.. and waited..

Driver: ........................... *pissed*

Jufy: zzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZ

An hour has passed...

Driver: i dont think they're coming, its ok you dont have to pay.. consider yourself lucky... take that as a SIN money.. i dont want your money..

To myself: WTF?..

Jufy: lets just be fair alright.. imma give you that 14 bucks and not more..

Driver: i dont need your money..

Jufy: *throws the money on the front passenger seat and gets out of the cab*

Cause Im leavin on a jet plane. Dont know when Ill be back again...

A dear friend of mine has left for Beijing.. now thats another one on one corner of the earth.. Luke buddy.. i am going to miss you dearly..

Transitions..

Never in my wildest dream i'd thought that my film could ever make it anywhere across the globe or even regionally, but here i am with my fingers crossed eagerly waiting for that moment to come.. yes, the feedbacks.. from the audiences in India.. and their take on my 7 minutes film.. here's what one person has to say about my film..

"Hi Cyrus, thanks a billion. it was wonderful show. i loved that 7 minute movie where wife tries to save her marriage. emotions were depicted in their acting..."